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armadillo:

jehovahs:

armadillo:

WHERE DO ACCENTS GO WHEN PEOPLE SING 

accents come mainly through vowels and when you sing most of your vowels are extended into a neutral accent it’s not that difficult really i can’t believe 70k of u are this dumb

Don’t be a lil shit all ur life just because you know some random fact that obviously some people didn’t get

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theheartmaid:

the-majestic-karkat:

dragonsroar:

totemo-kawaii-ne:

tachibanya:

chirart:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

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LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

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do you really want to go there

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THAT LAST ONE THO

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U WANNA FUCKIN GO

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EXCUSE YOU

WOW THAT LA ST ONE

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larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

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lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

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thisisashittydream:


bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh


hes hammered

thisisashittydream:

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh

hes hammered

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disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

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deathandfairytales:

deareje:

360° Panoramic Tour Around Sherlock’s 221B Baker Street Set x

I would love to spend time on the set and look at all the amazing details.

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irememberxanga:

h8school:

this is my history essay please read it and give me advice ❤️

Your thesis needs work and the grammar is lacking. Use textual evidence to support your claims. Parenthetical documentation. Split infinitives. Giant squid.

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seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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its-a-lucifer-thing:

fagg0atron:

Wow she slept with ten different guys that is so 

not my place to judge because a woman can do whatever she wants and sleep with whoever she wants because it doesn’t affect me.

Wow he’s only slept with one girl he’s such a

normal person and you shouldn’t judge because a man can do whatever he wants and sleep with whoever he wants or doesn’t want because it doesn’t affect me

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